CNN often preface a news story with "Ticker:". For example, Ticker: Bill XYZ Passed in Senate. This morning they had:
Ticker: Cheney to Undgergo Heart Procedure
... aside from the seriousness of the issue, I found the headline very funny. What is next:
- Boobs: Pamela Anderson Receives Breast Implants
- Noggin: Manning Receives Concussion
- Tallywacker: Joey Buttafucko to Star in Reality Series
There was also an article about a "stubbly-faced" Iraqi insurgent trying to sneak across the border dressed as a bride. His picture is in the article found here.
Dammit, that would be one ugly woman. There aren't a whole lot of guys on earth who would finish second in a beauty contest to beloved M.A.S.H. character Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger, but I think we just found one.
I have to believe that this guy's "groom" was secretly relieved that they were caught. Can you just imagine him sitting around the insurgent camp fire with his buddies mocking him because people believed he had married the ugliest woman in the world?
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